bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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