Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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