I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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