i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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