I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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