I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
worst night to have a conscience
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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