Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
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