Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
i need to put some appletini on your dick
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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