addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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