absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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