Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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