Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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