chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
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He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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