After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
That's intense
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
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bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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