so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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