how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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