So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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