its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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