Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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