so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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