Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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