my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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