Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
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We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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