I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
there is puke in my bra ... again
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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