Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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