hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
