sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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