she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
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Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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