You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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