I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
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Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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