at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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