Just fell off a train. Bad.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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