It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
one two three fourrrrnication!
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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