That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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