Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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