ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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