If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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