ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
You're a waste of cheezeits
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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