if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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