The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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