so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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