yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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