omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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