Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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