Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Pants are for mortals
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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