i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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