youre lurking in front of me
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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