at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I wish you could order shots online.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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