You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Boobs are out for the taking
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
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You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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