I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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