I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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