good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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