If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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