All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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