I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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