these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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