Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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