Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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