he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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