Bisexual people are plain selfish.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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